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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


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LMAO second personal post of the day but I’m at the doc for lady issues and it’s literally the same cutie male nurse I got before when I had a UTI and πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ


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OMG literally so annoyed rn. I’m trying not to be (bc it actually doesn’t matter) but like it’s just building inside me like an anger orgasm and the more I sit here and think about it the worse I feel about the whole thing. 😑


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Failure is a badge of honor. Be willing to get out there again and fail… If you’re waiting for anxiety and fear and self-doubt to go away, you’re going to wait forever.

- Matt Berninger of The National (x)

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Eat it until she cums or don’t eat it at all.

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